How Not To Suck As a Pedestrian

I walk around New Haven a lot. I walk to work. I walk to the grocery store, often. I walk to my friend’s houses. And the sheer quantity of amazingly stupid things I’ve seen pedestrians do is impressive. Shocking, even. Apparently, the ability to walk three consecutive blocks without doing anything tragically dumb is rarer than the … Read more

Haven: A Book Review

Disclaimer: I am not a book reviewer. But if you send me a book, I’ll review it. Eventually. Especially if it’s a postapocalyptic medieval-themed fantasy novel set in Greater New Haven. (A huge genre, I’m sure.) I’ve never heard of Pepper Press (specializing in all the latest postapocalypstic fiction and survival non-fiction), so I had no idea what to expect … Read more

Re-Districting New Haven

I had this idea recently, and like most of my ideas, it isn’t very good, and yet I feel compelled to do it anyway. So let’s re-district New Haven according to my bizarre vision. Oh, sure, there was a time where you could get by using archaic terms like Westville and Downtown, but where’s the fun in … Read more

Ranking Greater New Haven’s Best Beaches

Update: This article is from 2016 and has been updated with more relevant information here. Good news, everyone! It’s beach season! Memorial Day has come and gone, and with it, Connecticut is (finally!) sufficiently warm enough to lie out and worship the sun, like our ancestors probably did when they weren’t being attacked by bears. … Read more

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